Trivia
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they would come up sliced. - Lee Trevino
Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom. - Michael Green, the Art of Coarse Golf, 1967
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot. - Nubar Gulbenlian, 1972
If I hit it right it's a slice, if I hit it left it's a hook, if I hit it straight it's a miracle.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.
- Paul Harvey
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
- Lee Trevino
Golf is not just an exercise; it is an adventure, a romance... a Shakespearean play in which disaster and comedy and intertwines. - Harold Segall
A "gimmee"can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers - neither of whom can putt very well. - Unknown
The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off.
I shot the happiest 83 of my life. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit a birdie, an eagle
an elk and a moose. - Ex US President Gerald Ford
"Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is much more effective." - Huxtable Pippey
"They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken"
- Raymond Floyd
"When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit" - Anon